Three Little Pigs
charged for wolf murder
Three brother pigs were last night being held after
reportedly killing a wolf who they claim blew two of the pigs’ houses down. The
three animals were arrested at the South London home of the eldest pig at
around 23:15 on Tuesday night.
Two of the brother pigs have claimed the wolf blew each of
their houses down, one being made from straw and the other made from wood,
therefore making them easy for the wolf to blow down. However, the eldest and
clearly wiser pig built his home with bricks, meaning it was impossible to be
blown down.
The arrests have sparked a huge public debate as many
members of the public believe the killing was justified as they tried to
protect their remaining home. It is thought the wolf fell into a trap set up by
the three pigs as he attempted to blow their house down.
Neighbours claim they saw the wolf climb up on to the roof
to take a more direct route down the chimney after the pigs refused to let the
wolf in.
Determined to ruin the final pigs’ home, the wolf slid down
the chimney and it is thought the three pigs had placed a cauldron full up with
boiling hot water at the bottom.
As police stormed the house, they found the three pigs in
the kitchen, all surrounding the cauldron. Just before 2am, a body was removed
from the house and taken to a nearby morgue.
The three little pigs’ mother is said to be outraged at the
arrests and has said it’s a worry for Britain if you are unable to protect
yourselves and your home against intruders.
The three pigs will stand trial at the Old Bailey on the 22rd
October.
